- Homer Simpson: [They get off the bus] Here we are. Branson, Missouri.
- Bronson Man: [Looks and sound like Charles Bronson] No, pally. This is Bronson, Missouri.
- Lisa Simpson: Well, how do we get to Branson?
- Bronson Lady: Number 10 bus.
- Bronson Kid: [Sounds like Charles Bronson] Hey, Ma, how about some cookies?
- Bronson Lady: No dice.
- Bronson Kid: This ain't over.
- Homer Simpson: He has to learn the way my dad made me learn.
- Marge Simpson: He is your dad!
- [pause]
- Homer Simpson: Cosmic.
- Marge Simpson: Homer, there is no XFL this year. The league folded.
- Homer Simpson: Who... who told you?
- Marge Simpson: Last year's MVP. He sweeps toenails at the hair salon.
- Grampa: Next stop, Branson, Missouri!
- Bart Simpson: Can I tag along?
- Grampa: Sure, why not? School ain't doing you any favors.
- Marge Simpson: It's Grandpa!
- Homer Simpson: Munster?
- Marge Simpson: No, Simpson.
- Homer Simpson: [Stomps his foot like Herman Munster] Oh, darn, darn, darn!