- Bart Simpson: We're in a foreign city with no car, being stalked by a killer. I feel like I'm The Bourne Identity.
- Bart Simpson: Please help us, Krusty. We don't want to be the first Christians to die at the Colosseum!
- Homer Simpson: [Krusty is helping the Simpsons hide from Sideshow Bob as extras in the opera] Can I be the Phantom of the Opera?
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, the Phantom isn't in this.
- Homer Simpson: But I do such a great impression of him!
- [he turns around, then turns back to Lisa with his hand covering one of his eyes]
- Homer Simpson: Ooh, I am the gayest supervillian ever! Beware my scented candles! Ooh, scented!
- Homer Simpson: I honor you and your country.
- [bows to an old Italian woman and hands her memorabilia mug with a sign "Kentucky" on it]
- old Italian woman: [looks at the sign on the mug and angrily smashes it at the ground] Kentucky! It means "whore" in Italian!
- Bart Simpson: Please help us, Krusty. We don't want to be the first Christians to die at the Colosseum!
- Sideshow Bob's son: Vendetta!
- [sees butterfly]
- Sideshow Bob's son: [happily] Farfalla?
- [narrows eyes]
- Sideshow Bob's son: Vendetta farfalla!
- Homer Simpson: [Krusty is helping the Simpsons hide from Sideshow Bob as extras in the opere] Can I be the Phantom of the Opera?
- old Italian woman: Dad, the Phantom isn't in this.
- Homer Simpson: But I do such a great impression of him!
- [he turns around, then turns back to Lisa with his hand covering one of his eyes]
- Homer Simpson: Ooh, I am the gayest supervillian ever! Beware my scented candles! Ooh, scented!
- Bart Simpson: We're in a foreign city with no car, being stalked by a killer. I feel like I'm The Bourne Identity.