The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Heartbroke Kid (2005)

Albert Brooks: Tab Spangler, Jacques

Quotes 

• [Spengler has harnessed the patients at his weight-loss clinic to a chariot] 

  Tab Spangler : Here's what's going to happen. You're going to pull me in this chariot while I whip you and you tell me how you got so fat.

  [cracks whip] 

  Tab Spangler : Go!

  Kent Brockman : I'm Kent Brockman. I gorge on kettle corn between weather and sports.

  Tab Spangler : We know. Your side-fat is spilling over to Channels 5 and 7. I hope you're getting three paychecks.

  [cracks whip] 

  Bart Simpson : I'm Bart Simpson. I'm just big-boned.

  Tab Spangler : [cracks whip]  No such thing!

  Bart Simpson : Growth spurt?

  Tab Spangler : [cracks whip]  Doesn't exist!

  Bart Simpson : This can't be legal!

  Tab Spangler : [cracks whip]  It's legal enough!

• Jacques : [when Bart bumps into him]  Be careful!