The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star (2005)
Liam Neeson: Father Sean, St. Peter
Quotes
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Father Sean : [recalling what St. Peter said to him] Sean, you wanker, repent of your wicked ways or sod off.
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Homer : [after Homer confesses his sins] Woohoo! I'm clean! In your face, lord!
Father Sean : Not quite, Mr. Simpson. I can only absolve you if you're a Catholic.
Homer : Riiiiight. And how do I join? Do I whale on some Unitarians?
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Homer Simpson : Shouldn't a person have the right to choose his own religion?
Lisa : As strange as it seems, Dad, I agree.
Homer Simpson : What?
Lisa : Well, as you well know, I'm a fully pledged Buddhist.
Father Sean : [laughs] Buddhist? Well, I suppose some children have imaginary friends...
Lisa : I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
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Father Sean : We can't lose Bart now that we're so close. If I do, I'll be the worst priest ever! Well, except for... you know.
[long, awkward pause. Homer coughs uncomfortably]