The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Dad Who Knew Too Little (2003)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : [expecting the diary]  I wonder what this could be...

  Homer Simpson : I think you'll be pleasantly surprised!

  Lisa Simpson : Could it be some kind of book?

  Homer Simpson : Well, yes and no...

  [Lisa unwraps it] 

  Homer Simpson : Mostly no.

• Lisa Simpson : [At a protest against animal testing of consumer products]  Look at the way they're slathering cosmetics on those helpless pigs!

  Homer Simpson : So sad... yet so sexy... yet so delicious.