The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Dad Who Knew Too Little (2003)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum

Quotes 

• Ralph : [knocks on door]  Hi. Can Lisa come out with her hands up?

  [waves to cops hiding in bushes] 

• Chief Wiggum : [to Marge]  Would an innocent person flee?

  [beat] 

  Chief Wiggum : No, really, tell me, I honestly don't know.

  Lou : Chief, no.

  Ralph : Even I knew that!

  Chief Wiggum : Yeah, I'm, I'm not good...

• Homer Simpson : More free samples.

  Bart Simpson : Dad, you ate all the free samples! Now you're eating man's slacks!

  Homer Simpson : It's still better than Indian food.