- Kent Brockman: We win again. But the real winners here are Marge's Hors D'Oeuvres.
- Homer: How do you come up with such witty remarks?
- [focuses in on ear plug/mic]
- Guy in the van: I guess you could say its my racket.
- Kent Brockman: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
- Homer: Get off my property.
- [in Homer's dream]
- Bart: He thought that trip to the guillotine factory was just for fun, but it was the perfect place to shoot him.
- Homer: Dad, if it were up to me you wouldn't die at all. But try telling that to Killy McGee up there...