The Simpsons (TV Series)

Tennis the Menace (2001)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa : Dad, I think you're overreacting.

  Homer : I think you're UNDERreacting.

  Lisa : This session's over.

  Homer : This session's UNDER.

  Lisa : Goodbye.

  Homer : BADbye.

• Homer : What are you kids doing?

  Lisa , Bart : Practicing tennis

  Homer : That's tennis? Then what's that sport where the chicks whale on each other?

  Bart : Foxy Boxing?

  Homer : [disappointedly]  Yes. That's what I wanted. Oh.

  [Homer cries] 

• Lisa : Are you sure you want me to be your double's partner?

  Homer : Absolutely, sweetie.

  Lisa : And you're not doing it out of spite?

  Homer : No, of course not! Now aim for your mother's heart.

  [points at a cardboard model of Marge]