The Simpsons (TV Series)

Stark Raving Dad (1991)

Harry Shearer: Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Lenny, Security Man #1, Dr. Marvin Monroe, $50,000 Home Video Host, Scratchy, Floyd, Wrongly Committed Hotline Voice, Dave, Otto, Dr. Hibbert, Marty, Kent Brockman

Quotes 

• Montgomery Burns : [watches the security camera and encounters Homer wearing a pink shirt]  Wait a minute. Go back. Zoom in. Why is that man in pink?

  Waylon Smithers : Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir; he's one of your boobs from Section 7-G.

  Montgomery Burns : Simpson, eh? Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.

  Waylon Smithers : I'll call security, sir.

  Montgomery Burns : Excellent. Yes, these colored monitors have already paid for themselves.

• [after Homer handed his mental health questionnaire to Mr. Burns and Smithers] 

  Homer : So did I pass?

  Montgomery Burns : [laughing]  No.

  Homer : [security guards grabbed Homer]  Bart!

  Waylon Smithers : Careful, men. He wets his pants.

• Dave : Okay so I was working an insurance company right

  [sniffles] 

  Dave : youngest VP in the history of the firm, okay the job was my life

  [sniffles] 

  Dave : then one Monday morning

  [clears throat] 

  Dave : I got up I couldn't leave the house, I just couldn't

  Homer : Was the door locked?

  Dave : No, I just couldn't face what was out there

  Homer : Was it raining?

  Nurse : No Homer, Dave suffers from agoraphobia: a fear of open areas and crowds, please Dave go on

  Dave : Thank you, anyway that day I, I just couldn't make that long drive to work

  Homer : Were you out of gas?

  [the nurse glares angrily at Homer] 

  Homer : [turns toward Dave]  Pfft baby!