The Simpsons (TV Series)

Stark Raving Dad (1991)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Selma Bouvier

Quotes 

• Doctor : Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and... bladder hostility.

  Marge : Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is.

  Doctor : You mean there really is a Bart? Good lord!

• Homer Simpson : Who stole my shirt? Who stole my shirt?

  Marge : I washed it.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, thank you Marge.

  [Homer saw his pink shirt from the laundry basket] 

  Homer Simpson : Aaaah! Pink? Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different.

  Marge : Now Homer don't panic, you have plenty of white shirts.

  Homer Simpson : [Homer grabs all of his pink shirts]  Oh gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, oh no pink? pink? Pink!

  [Homer sobs] 

  Homer Simpson : It's all over, Marge! It's all over!

  [Homer continues to sob] 

  Marge : [Marge grabs Homer's pink underwear]  I don't know how this could have happened?

  Bart : [Bart grabs his red hat]  Ah, my lucky red hat. Clean as a whistle.

  Homer Simpson : [Homer saw Bart and his red hat from Homer's pink shirts]  You! You did this to me!

  Bart : [Bart getting strangled by Homer]  I... apologize!

  Marge : Oh, please. No one's going to notice if you wear a pink shirt to work.

• Bart : Hey, Mom, Dad's in a mental institution!

  Marge : Oh, my God! Mother was right.

• Marge : Bye-Bye, Leon.

  Lisa Simpson : You're a credit to dementia!