The Simpsons (TV Series)

Stark Raving Dad (1991)

Hank Azaria: Carl, Security Man #2, Doctor, Orderly, The Chief, Blue-Haired Patient, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Leon Kompowsky

Quotes 

• Doctor : Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and... bladder hostility.

  Marge : Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is.

  Doctor : You mean there really is a Bart? Good lord!

• Leon Kompowsky : We call this one the Chief. He's been here since 1968. Never says a word. Never moves a muscle.

  Homer Simpson : [waves]  Hey, Chief.

  Chief : [waves back]  Hello.

  [all the doctors gather around muttering and writing notes] 

  Chief : Well, it's about time somebody reached out to me!

• Doctor : After analyzing your husband, we have determined that he's not a danger to anyone.

  Homer Simpson : That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Can I have it in writing?