"The Simpsons" Separate Vocations (TV Episode 1992) - Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier

Marge : Bart's grades are up a little this term. But Lisa's are way down.

Homer : Oh, we always have one good kid and one lousy kid. Why can't both our kids be good?

Marge : We have three kids, Homer.

Homer : Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid.

Marge : No, Maggie.

Homer : Oh, yeah.
Marge : Morning, honey.

Lisa : [sullen] What's so good about being stuck in the house behind a stove?

Marge : Lisa, I know you're down on homemaking but it can really let you be creative. See? This morning I turned bacon, eggs, and toast into a smiley face for Bart and Homer.

Lisa : What's the point? They'll never notice.

Marge : Oh, well, you'd be surprised.

[Homer and Bart sit at the kitchen table and begin scarfing their plates without a word or glance at Marge. Lisa gives Marge a look]

Marge : Mmm...

[Homer belches]
Marge : [referencing Lisa playing the saxaphone] Do you think she could be a professional someday?

Li'l Ludwig's Music School Teacher : Oh lord no!

Lisa : But I'll practice every day!

Li'l Ludwig's Music School Teacher : Yeah well I'll be frank with ya Lisa and when I say frank I mean, you know, devastating. You've inherited a finger condition known as stubbiness, it usually comes from the father's side...
Lisa : [Lisa's just discovered her future vocation after a career aptitude test] A homemaker! I might as well be dead!

Marge : Lisa, it's not that bad.

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier