The Simpsons (TV Series)
Separate Vocations (1992)
Hank Azaria: Mailman, Lou, Snake, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Chief Wiggum, Mr. Montone
Quotes
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Bart Simpson : Wow! Can I see your club?
Lou : It's called a baton, son.
Bart Simpson : Oh. What's it for?
Lou : We club people with it.
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Principal Skinner : How would you like to be a hall monitor?
Bart Simpson : Wouldn't that mean squealing on other kids?
Principal Skinner : That's the meat of it.
Bart Simpson : Hmm...
[in Bart's daydream, he is testifying in a murder trial, his face and voice electronically disguised]
Prosecutor : Now, Witness X would you please tell the court what you saw?
Bart's Electronically Altered Voice : I'd be more than happy to. I saw Mr. Montone there seal Mr. Palaccio in an oil drum and roll him off the pier.
Mr. Montone : [pulls a knife] I kill you!
[he lunges toward the witness stand and grabs Bart]
Bart's Electronically Altered Voice : Ay, caramba!
[back in reality]
Bart Simpson : ...I don't know.