The Simpsons (TV Series)

Pokey Mom (2001)

Michael Keaton: Jack Crowley

Quotes 

• Jack Crowley : Do you know which direction is Mecca?

  Marge Simpson : Um, Mecca?

  Jack Crowley : Marge I'm kidding. I'm Jewish.

• Jack : I shot a guy named Apu.

  Marge : Oh... well... . you know, lots of people shoot Apu. It's just a $100 fine now!

• Jack Crowley : Puma pride! Puma pride!

• Jack Crowley : Marge, this is the God's truth. I burned the mural... but I did not burn Skinner's car.

  Marge Simpson : I just saw you! Get him outta here, Chief!

  Chief Wiggum : Yes, ma'am!

• Jack : You see, I didn't want to go so cutesy-wutesy.

  Skinner : Because?

  Jack : Because it's not my style.

  Skinner : Well, if you want to keep this job, you'll make it your style.

  Jack : All right. You're the bossman, ain't ya?

  Skinner : Darn right, I'm the boss. Don't forget, I can take you back where you came from, college boy!