The Simpsons (TV Series)

New Kid on the Block (1992)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner

Quotes 

• [at the Frying Dutchman, Homer continues to eat everything in sight. The waitstaff look on] 

  Flying Dutchman Waiter #2 : [to Captain McAlister]  That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!

  Captain McAllister : 'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!

  Captain McAllister : [He approaches Homer/Marge's table]  Six bells! Time for closin'!

  Homer : [with mouth full]  Can't talk. Eating.

  Captain McAllister : Fairly warned be thee, says I!

  [Captain McAlister snaps his fingers. The waitstaff forcibly remove Homer from the table and drag him outside. However, Homer breaks free and runs back inside to shovel more food in his mouth. Again, the waitstaff drag him away] 

  Homer : [whining]  But the sign said "All you can eat!"

• Captain McAllister : It was a moon less night when out of the mist came a beast more stomach than man so I told my to batton down the hatches.