The Simpsons (TV Series)

New Kid on the Block (1992)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Lionel Hutz : Mrs. Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant.

  Marge : We... pretty much went straight home.

  Lionel Hutz : Mrs. Simpson, you're under oath.

  Marge : We drove around until 3 AM looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant.

  Lionel Hutz : And when you couldn't find one?

  Marge : We went... fishing.

  [sobs] 

• Bart : Dad, if there's a really special girl and she likes some clod who's beneath her, what should you do?

  Homer : I *married* her!

  [grabs Marge and puts her on his lap; they giggle] 

  Marge : Homer, please!

  [hiccups] 

  Marge : I just had eggs.