The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (1991)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa : [at the Jefferson Memorial. Talking to the statue]  Mr. Jefferson, I have a problem.

  Thomas Jefferson : I know your problem: the Lincoln Memorial was *too crowded*.

  Lisa : Yes, well...

  Thomas Jefferson : [referring to how empty his memorial is]  No one ever comes to see me. Frankly, I don't blame them. *I* didn't do anything important. JUST the Declaration of Independence, the Louisiana Purchase, the dumbwaiter!...

  Lisa : Uh, maybe I should go... I seem to have caught you at a bad time...

  [walks out] 

  Thomas Jefferson : WAIT! Don't go!... I get so lonely...

  [tumbleweed blows through]