The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge vs. the Monorail (1993)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson, Singing Crowd

Quotes 

• Mayor Quimby : Order! Please rise for the Pledge of Allegiance.

  Homer : Get to the money!

  Mayor Quimby : In a moment. First, let's review the minutes from our last meeting.

  Apu : Get to the money!

  Rev. Lovejoy : Get to the money!

  Grampa Simpson : Get to the moneeey!

  Mayor Quimby : Very well. We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the $2 million.

  Lisa Simpson : Don't you mean $3 million?

  Mayor Quimby : ...Of course. How silly of me.

• [about the $3 million fined from Mr. Burns] 

  Lisa Simpson : Oh, what a boon it could be for our underfunded public schools.

  [in Lisa's fantasy] 

  Miss Hoover : Children, it's time for your history lesson. Put on your virtual reality helmets.

  [the children do] 

  Genghis Khan : Hmm, excellent... hello, Lisa! I'm Genghis Khan! You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat!

• Miss Hoover : Thank you for coming, Mr. Lanley. I'm Miss Hoover.

  Miss Hoover : MISS Hoover? That is hard to believe!

  Miss Hoover : Oh, you. Ho, ho!

  Lyle Lanely : Now, I'm here to answer any questions you children have about the monorail.

  [kids raise their hands and call out "Me! Me!"] 

  Ralph Wiggum : Can it outrun The Flash?

  Lyle Lanely : You bet!

  Child in Lisa's Class : Can Superman outrun The Flash?

  Lyle Lanely : Eh - sure, why not. Hello, little girl! Wondering if your dolly can ride the monorail for free?

  Lisa Simpson : Hardly. I'd like you to explain why we should build a mass-transit system in a small town with a centralized population.

  Lyle Lanely : Ha, ha! Young lady, that's the most intelligent question I've ever been asked.

  Lisa Simpson : Really?

  Lyle Lanely : Oh, I could give you an answer. But the only ones who'd understand it would be you and me - and that includes your teacher!

  [Lisa giggles, flattered] 

  Lyle Lanely : Next question - you there, eating the paste.