The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge vs. the Monorail (1993)

Leonard Nimoy: Leonard Nimoy

Quotes 

• [the out-of-control Monorail has been temporarily halted by a solar eclipse] 

  Leonard Nimoy : A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.

  Man : [sitting next to Leonard Nimoy and starting to get a little freaked out by him]  Does anyone want to switch seats?

• Mayor Quimby : And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr. Leonard Nimoy.

  Leonard Nimoy : [referring to the monorail]  I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five.

  [crowd laughs] 

  Mayor Quimby : And let me say, "May the Force be with you."

  Leonard Nimoy : [annoyed]  Do you even know who I am?

  Mayor Quimby : I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?

• Leonard Nimoy : My job here is done.

  Barney Gumble : What do you mean? You didn't do anything.

  Leonard Nimoy : [chuckles]  Didn't I?

  [gets "beamed" away, a la "Star Trek"] 

• [as the monorail speeds out of control] 

  Krusty the Clown : Krusty wants out!

  [He wrenches open the door and starts to drop to his death] 

  Leonard Nimoy : [pulls him back]  No! The world needs laughter.