The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge on the Lam (1993)

Hank Azaria: Carl, Man Helping Homer #2, Man in Bar, Moe Szyslak, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Chief Wiggum

Quotes 

• [Homer's arms are stuck in pair of vending machines] 

  Repairman 1# : Homer, there's no easy way to tell you this: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.

  Homer : They'll grow back, right?

  Repairman 1# : Oh... yeah.

  [He cranks up the rotary saw and moves it toward Homer's arm...] 

  Repairman 2# : Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can?

  Homer : Your point being...?

• [Wiggum's car plunges into a landfill] 

  Chief Wiggum : And to think, those stupid environmentalists were protesting this landfill.

  Homer : Solid waste. I could kiss you.

  [kiss it] 

  Homer : EWWW...

  [kisses it] 

  Homer : OOH...

  [kisses it] 

  Homer : BLECH...

  [kisses it] 

  Homer : OOH, I think this was pizza...

• [as Ruth takes off] 

  Chief Wiggum : Yessir, looks like we got ourselves an old-fashioned car chase!

  [he pops a tape into his stereo. Lesley Gore starts singing: "Sunshine, Lollipops, and..."] 

  Chief Wiggum : [singing along]  Rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel, when we're together! Brighter than a lucky penny, when you're near dear, the rain clouds disappear, dear, and I feel so fine, just to know that you are mine!

  [Homer, riding in the backseat, also sings along]