The Simpsons (TV Series)

Marge in Chains (1993)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Todd Flanders, Nelson Muntz

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Quotes 

• Marge : So how are things at home?

  Bart Simpson : We flushed the gator down the toilet, but it got stuck halfway and now we have to feed it.

  [cuts to Grandpa fighting the gator with a toilet plunger] 

  Grampa : I'll bet you want a piece of me. Well you ain't gonna get it, see!

  [as he laughs, his false teeth fall out into the aligator's mouth who bites down and breaks the teeth] 

  Grampa : [mumbling]  Nurse! God darn it.

• Lisa Simpson : [from another room]  Mom, can you bring me more O.J.?

  Bart Simpson : [from another room]  Can you get me some of those Flintstones chewable morphines?

  Marge : There's no such thing.

  Homer : [from another room]  Marge, the boy's wasting valuable time. Come change the channel and pat my head.

  Marge : In a minute!

  Homer : But I'll miss Sheriff Lobo!

  Grampa : And get me a bottle of bourbon.

  Marge : Grampa, you know you can't have liquids after 3pm.

  Grampa : You can stir it into my mush. Either way, just gimme, gimme, gimme!

• Bart Simpson : Mr. Hutz, when I grow up, I wanna be a lawyer just like you.

  Lionel Hutz : Good for you, son. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

  [visualizes the world in his head with multicultural people, holding hands and dancing happily; Hutz shudders] 

• [while Marge is in prison] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : [opens his lunchbox]  All right, baloney and cheese! What'd you get, Bart?

  Bart Simpson : Pack of sugar and peanut butter smeared on a playing card.

  Nelson Muntz : Ha-ha! Your mom's a jailbird!

  Bart Simpson : So's yours.

  Nelson Muntz : Oh, yeah... let's play!