The Simpsons (TV Series)
Marge Gets a Job (1992)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Jack Barley, Pierre Curie, Grampa, Man in Street, Krusty the Clown, Burns' Imaginary Homer, Groundskeeper Willie
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Quotes
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Grampa Simpson : Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
Bart Simpson : I glanced at it. Boy cries wolf, has a few laughs... I forget how it ends.
Grampa Simpson : [does an annoyed grunt as he approaches a red light] Bart, is that light green?
Bart Simpson : Yep!
Grampa Simpson : It better be!
[Grampa runs the red light as a pedestrian yells at him]
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[Willie shares a flask of Scotch with the whipped wolf]
Groundskeeper Willie : Ah, don't feel too bad for losin'! I was wrestling wolves when you were at your mother's teat!
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[Marge, Homer, and Lionel Hutz confront Burns in his office]
Lionel Hutz : [slams his briefcase down on the desk] Mr. Burns, we've got witnesses, precedent, and a paper trail a mile long!
Mr. Burns : Yes? Well, *I* have ten high-priced lawyers.
[He presses a button, opening a wall panel and revealing his ten lawyers standing in a row. Hutz screams in terror and dashes out of the room]
Homer Simpson : He left his briefcase.
[opens it]
Homer Simpson : Hey! It's full of shredded newspaper.
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Groundskeeper Willie : [a wolf is attacking Bart] Hey, Wolfie! Put down that hors d'oeurve, it's time fer tha main course!
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Homer Simpson : Hey, then I can follow my dream: living in the woods and keeping a journal of my thoughts.
[imagines it]
Homer Simpson : March fifteenth: I wish I brought a TV. Oh, god how I miss TV.
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Mr. Burns : Tonight, we've all come to honor a close friend of ours.
Homer Simpson : Boring!
Mr. Burns : A man who provided the Burns Corporation with 45 years of faithful service, Mr. Jack Marley.
Homer Simpson : Boring!
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Jack Barley : I'm not finished.
Mr. Burns : Oh, yes you are!
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[Mr. Burns gives Marge an office next to his own]
Waylon Smithers : But, sir, that's my office!
Montgomery Burns : Don't worry, Smithers. I'm putting you where the action is.
[Cut to Smithers in a men's room, wearing a hairnet and scrubbing one of the urinals with a toothbrush]
Waylon Smithers : Springtime fresh, winter white. What could be better?
[Homer rushes into the men's room and up to the urinal, unzipping his pants]
Homer Simpson : Oh, man, I really gotta-!
Waylon Smithers : NO-OOOO!
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Grampa Simpson : Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well, it wasn't exactly a pharmacy, more of a bait shop.