The Simpsons (TV Series)
Little Girl in the Big Ten (2002)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : What the...? You earned how many credits without our permission?
Lisa : 16.
Marge Simpson : [Homer lets out an anguished cry] College is no place for a young girl, with those quadrangles, and study carrels, and syllabi...
Lisa : Doogie Howser went to college when he was my age.
Homer Simpson : Against my wishes!
Lisa : But the atmosphere there was so stimulating. It was a bustling marketplace of ideas.
Marge Simpson : Oh? And this kitchen isn't?
Lisa : Well...
Marge Simpson : I put those "Cathys" on the fridge for you. I don't even like them. They've gotten so smutty.
Homer Simpson : Oh, sure, when a man does it, it's smutty. But if a woman did it...
Marge Simpson : Homer, Cathy is a woman.
Homer Simpson : Oh, come on.
[going to the fridge and giving the strips a glance]
Homer Simpson : You're right.
[he shudders]
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Lugash : [watching one of his students] Okay... for next exercise, put hands on hips, jump out window, and go tell parents to STOP WASTING MY TIME WITH FAILURE CHILD!
[bawling, she runs towards the door]
Lugash : Faster! Lift your knees!
Marge Simpson : Look, Lisa, there's an opening.
Lisa : Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at?
Homer Simpson : Well, hookers and Spider-Man.
Lisa : Forget it. I'm going home.
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Marge Simpson : Bart, don't slurp your soup.
Bart Simpson : My bubble, my rules.
Homer Simpson : That's it, boy. It's time for your bath.
[opening the bubble, he uses a garden hose to fill it with water]
Homer Simpson : Now go to bed.
[rolling Bart down the hall]
Homer Simpson : That is called parenting. I'm going to Moe's.
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Dr. Hibbert : [inspecting Bart's mosquito bite] Hmm... now, you're sure you haven't been to China? There's no shame in it.
Bart Simpson : No. I told you. A mosquito came out of my Laffy Meal and bit me.
Marge Simpson : What's wrong with him, Doctor? It can't be mange. I just had him dipped.
Dr. Hibbert : Your son is exhibiting classic symptoms of Panda Virus. Here, take a look.
[as he gives her a magnifying glass, he shows her that Bart's bite looks like a miniature panda]
Marge Simpson : I knew it was serious when he said he didn't want ice cream.
Bart Simpson : I did want ice cream.
Marge Simpson : Well, your father ate it all.
Dr. Hibbert : Now, don't worry. These pills will take care of everything. But for a week, Bart will be highly infectious to others.
Bart Simpson : Contagious? Outrageous! I got me some teachers to lick.
Dr. Hibbert : [chuckling] Well, I don't know about that, but don't worry. While you're infectious, you will lead a normal life full of normal social interaction.
Bart Simpson : I don't like how many times you said "normal".
Dr. Hibbert : You'll be living in this bubble. It's clear plastic so the world can see how normal you are.