The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa's Wedding (1995)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Mr. Parkfield, Robot, Martin Prince, Quimby, Virtual Darts Player, Krusty the Clown
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[Flash-forward to Lisa's wedding]
Homer : Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson. You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Ever since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.
Lisa : Oh, Dad...
Homer : No, no, let me finish. I just want you to know I've always been proud of you. You're my greatest accomplishment, and you did it all yourself. You taught me to understand my own life better, and made me a better person, but you're still my daughter, and I don't think anyone has ever had a better daughter than...
Lisa : Dad, you're babbling.
Homer : See? You're still helping me.
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Lunchlady Doris : Yon meat, 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze.
Homer : Can I have some?
Lunchlady Doris : Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English.
Homer : Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on some suckling pig this noon.
Lunchlady Doris : Whatever.
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Homer : OK, Marge, I'll plan everything: we can have the reception at Moe's. Wait. Why not have the whole wedding there? We'll do it on a Monday morning. There'll be fewer drunks.
Marge : Homer, don't be offended, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
Homer : [looks through the papers of the court order] Well, these seem to be in order. I'll be out back in the hammock.
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Principal Skinner : We've just been invited to the wedding of the only one of our students to read at an adult level!
Ms. Hoover : Hmm, it must be Lisa Simpson. Because of course Martin Prince perished in that science fair explosion.
[Pan down to the basement, where a disfigured Martin is seated at an organ, a la "The Phantom of the Opera."]
Martin Prince : Not quite perished, my lady love. Although some days I wish I had.
[plays "A Fifth of Beethoven" on the organ]
