The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's Wedding (1995)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Redhead in Chicago School System, Nelson Muntz, Nelson Muntz Jr.

Quotes 

• Marge : I took loom in high school.

  [Marge hums, quickly weaves *Hi Bart, I am weaving on a loom*] 

  Bart Simpson : [pause]  Meh.

• Bart Simpson : Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party.

  Lisa : Hugh didn't have a bachelor party!

  Bart Simpson : We had one in his honor.

  [Lisa skeptical stares at him] 

  Bart Simpson : I had one in his honor.

  [Lisa continues to stare at him] 

  Bart Simpson : I went to a strip club.