The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's First Word (1992)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson, Marge's Friend #1, Grandma Flanders

Quotes 

• Marge : Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk?

  Lisa Simpson : Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

  Homer : [thinking]  What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.

  [outloud] 

  Homer : Takes one to know one.

  [thinking] 

  Homer : Swish!

• Marge : I saved this saved the newspaper from the day Lisa was born.

  Lisa Simpson : [reading]  Mondale to Hart: Where's the beef.

  Bart : Where's the beef? What the hell's that supposed to mean?

  Homer : [laughing]  Heh heh heh heh heh. Where's the beef. No wonder he won Minnesota.