The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa the Treehugger (2000)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty, Jake, Quimby, Sideshow Mel, Snake

Quotes 

• Homer : [looking at a picture of refugees in a newspaper]  Look at these refugees, Marge. Not even a smile.

  Marge : They've undergone terrible hardships.

  Homer : Well, moping won't help anything!

• Homer : Thanks for the beer, Moe. But before Lisa died, she made this tape that I think you should hear.

  Lisa Simpson : [on tape]  Dear Moe. If anything should ever happen to me, I want you to tear up my dad's tab, and pour cocktail onions... Dad, I can't.

  Homer : [in a threatening voice]  Read it!

  Lisa Simpson : ...pour cocktail onions down your pants...

• Homer : [after Kentucky Fried Panda has been destroyed by a runaway tree]  No! It was finger Ling-Ling good!

• Ned Flanders : [after ringing the door]  Homer? It's Neddy. I baked you a little something to ease the pain.

  Homer : [panicking]  Oh! Must hide Lisa!

  [makes Lisa up to look like Maggie] 

  Homer : [in a high-pitched voice]  Come in!

• Krusty the Clown : This I don't need.

• Kent Brockman : Goodbye, Lisa. We'll miss you.

  Homer : Oh, no! Lisa's gone! And nothing will bring her back!

  Homer : [maliciously]  Unless...

  Lisa : Dad, I'm not dead.

  Homer : Oh, praise God! You're alive!

  Homer : [maliciously]  Unless...