The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa the Beauty Queen (1992)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Martin Prince, Kearney, Daughter in Commercial, Beauty Pageant Entry #1, Singing Pahasatira Nahasapeemapetilon, Ralph Wiggum

Quotes 

• [as Bart demonstrates walking in heels] 

  Lisa : Do you really think I can win?

  Bart Simpson : Hey, I'm starting to think I can win.

  Lisa : But those other girls are prettier than me!

  Bart Simpson : Lis, as your brother, this is the hardest thing I've ever had to say... you're not ugly.

  Lisa : Oh, Bart!

  [throws her arms around him] 

• [after Lisa loses the pageant, the family is watching the winner being crowned; it starts to rain] 

  Marge : Oh, dear. It would be such a shame if that pretty dress got wet.

  Lisa : I'd say the bigger danger is her sceptre acting as a lightning rod. Unless it's made out of plastic.

  [BOOM!] 

  Bart Simpson : Nope, metal.