The Simpsons (TV Series)

King Size Homer (1995)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : [Homer receives an award for using his fat body to block a toxic vent]  I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death.

  Bart Simpson : Yeah, and I think it's ironic that for once, Dad's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas...

  Marge Simpson : Bart!

• Homer Simpson : [takes cap out of dryer and puts it on his head]  Mmmmm... I CAN feel three types of softness.

  Lisa Simpson : [from upstairs]  Dad, what are you doing down there?

  Homer Simpson : Washing my fat guy's hat, honey!