The Simpsons (TV Series)

King Size Homer (1995)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : [Homer receives an award for using his fat body to block a toxic vent]  I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death.

  Bart Simpson : Yeah, and I think it's ironic that for once, Dad's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas...

  Marge Simpson : Bart!

• Ralph Wiggum : [to Lisa]  I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

• Bart Simpson : When I grow up, I'm gonna be a lardo on workman's comp, just like Dad.

  [dissolve to Bart's fantasy] 

  Bart Simpson : I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

• Dr. Nick : Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.

  Bart : You could brush your teeth with milkshakes.

  Dr. Nick : Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

• Bart Simpson : Hey Dad, you promised Mom you wouldn't wear your dress outside.

  Homer Simpson : Nuts to that I'm going to the movies.