The Simpsons (TV Series)
Kill the Alligator and Run (2000)
Robert Evans: Robert Evans
Quotes
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Charlie Rose : [as Homer is watching "Charlie Rose" on TV late at night] We're back with legendary producer Robert Evans. Now before you did "The Godfather," there was "Love Story." Tell us about that.
Robert Evans : Ah, "Love Story." The little picture that could. Was Paramount chomping at the bit to make it? Heh, heh, you better believe they weren't. But once that tear-jerker hit John Q. Popcorn, it was boffo boo-hoo box office all the way.
Charlie Rose : And the critics loved it too. I remember Vincent Canby said, "I'm gonna kill you, Homer. You are so dead."
[Homer screams]
Charlie Rose : Now "Chinatown" was a classic, but you had problems with the sequel, "The Two Jakes"?
Robert Evans : Oh, boy. Disappointed? I had the blues like Chasen's had chilli. I said to myself, "Evans, you forgot Hollywood rule #1: "Kill Homer Simpson."
[Homer screams and cowers under a blanket]
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Bart Simpson : [When Marge, Bart and Lisa come downstairs after hearing Homer's screaming] Hey, what's all the screaming?
Lisa : Some of us have grammar school in the morning, you know.
Marge Simpson : Maybe you should see a doctor, Homie. A head doctor.
Homer Simpson : I'm not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy!
[points to the TV]
Homer Simpson : Aren't you, TV?
Robert Evans : [on TV] The crisis? Charlie Bludorn's birthday. The solution? A snappy banner. Out comes the phone, in flies Bobby Towne and six drafts later, I had myself a party.
Homer Simpson : You see? Gibberish. All gibberish.