The Simpsons (TV Series)
Kill the Alligator and Run (2000)
Joe C.: Joe C.
Quotes
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Joe C. : Yo, yo! Straight outta Detroit, y'all! It's the J-O-E to the C! Let's rock the party with Kid Rock!
Homer Simpson : Oh, no! It's a lost child! Don't worry, folks. I'll tackle him.
[tries to get on stage, but security stops him]
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Kid Rock : We'll give that punk a Joe C-section.
Joe C. : Let's do this thing.
Officer : All right now, boys. That's enough. Kid Rock, that's not like you.
[Kid Rock frowns]
Officer : And Joe C., would your mama want you stretching out that sweatshirt like that?
Joe C. : No, sir. Please don't tell Mama.
Homer Simpson : They called you a pig, Sheriff.
Officer : Well, I don't care what they call me as long as they play "Fist of Rage." That's a good song.
[chuckles]
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Kid Rock : You know, a lot of my homies didn't make it to the party and we're gonna give props to the fallen by pouring a 40 on the curb.
[a curb is wheeled out on stage]
Kid Rock : But this ain't no 40-ounce curb, so we're gonna need 40 gallons, y'all!
[the crowd cheers]
Homer Simpson : [as he drinks the 40-gallon bottle of beer] All for Homer. All for Homer.
Kid Rock : What the?
Joe C. : Hey, who's that fool?
Kid Rock : Yo, let's waste this biotch.
Homer Simpson : Biotch? Moi?
