The Simpsons (TV Series)

Kill the Alligator and Run (2000)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

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Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : [to Homer]  Here's the mail, Dad. That'll be three dollars for on-couch delivery.

  Homer Simpson : [as he gives Bart money]  And three makes three.

  Bart Simpson : This isn't real money. It's printed by the Montana Militia.

  Homer Simpson : It'll be real soon enough.

• [in the car on the way to Florida] 

  Lisa : Mom, Bart's sitting next to me.

  Bart : Mom, Lisa's growing.

  Marge : Quiet, you two. You know your father's just had a breakdown.

  Homer : My pockets hurt.

• Velma : You took the signs out of the window? That's pretty presumptuous. How do you know I'm going to hire you?

  Bart Simpson : Sorry, I just want to be a broom-boy so bad.

  Velma : I like your attitude. You're hired.

  [to Lisa] 

  Velma : How about you, missy? You wanna be a mop girl?

  Lisa : Not really no.

  Velma : I like your honesty. You're hired.

  [to Marge and Homer] 

  Velma : And you two haven't said a word. I like that. you're hired.

• Bart Simpson : [When Marge, Bart and Lisa come downstairs after hearing Homer's screaming]  Hey, what's all the screaming?

  Lisa : Some of us have grammar school in the morning, you know.

  Marge Simpson : Maybe you should see a doctor, Homie. A head doctor.

  Homer Simpson : I'm not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy!

  [points to the TV] 

  Homer Simpson : Aren't you, TV?

  Robert Evans : [on TV]  The crisis? Charlie Bludorn's birthday. The solution? A snappy banner. Out comes the phone, in flies Bobby Towne and six drafts later, I had myself a party.

  Homer Simpson : You see? Gibberish. All gibberish.

• Lisa : Wow, look at all the stars you can see here.

  Marge Simpson : Those noxious gases from the swamp must magnify them.

  Bart Simpson : I'm getting used to this country life. Teacher said I'm whittling at a 10th grade level.

  Marge Simpson : And y'all hardly ever bicker anymore.

  Lisa : Too hot to bicker, I reckon.

  Homer Simpson : You know, killing that gator was the best decision I ever made.

  Bart Simpson : Got that right.

  Marge Simpson : Darn tootin'.

  Lisa : Boy howdy.