The Simpsons (TV Series)
Kamp Krusty (1992)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Mother, Kearney, Ralph Wiggum
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Quotes
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Bart : That's Not Krusty the Klown!
Mr. Black : What do you think, I just slapped a clown suit on some wino?
[laughs weakly]
Barney Gumble : Yeah Bart, I am so Crunchy the Clown!
[belches]
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Bart : How could you, Krusty? I'd never lend my name to an inferior product.
Krusty the Clown : [loud sobbing] Oh! They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house. I'm not made of stone!
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Bart : This camp was a nightmare. They fed us gruel, forced us to make wallets for export and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!
Krusty the Clown : Oh, my god!
Bart : Actually, the bear just ate his hat.
Krusty the Clown : Was it a nice hat?
Bart : Oh yeah.
Krusty the Clown : Oh, my god!
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Bart : All right, that's it! I've been scorched by Krusty before. I got a rapid heartbeat from those Krusty Brand vitamins, my Krusty calculator didn't have a 7 or an 8, and Krusty's autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions, but this time he's gone too far! We want Krusty!
Campers : We want Krusty! We want Krusty!
Barney Gumble : Yeah, we want Crunchy! We want Crunchy!
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Bart : [sees his report card; pleading] Mrs. Krabappel, if I don't get at least a "C" average, I can't go to Kamp Krusty!
Edna Krabappel : Have a "D"-lightful summer!
[chuckles]
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Bart : [opening his locker] Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six. Ha-ha-ha...
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[as the campers begin rioting]
Mr. Black : I thought you said you broke their spirits!
Jimbo Jones : [in rising fear] We did!
Mr. Black : [slapping Jimbo across the face] You broke *nothing*!
Bart : Let's get 'em!
Mr. Black : To the hydrofoil!
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[Mr. Black announces Krusty the Klown]
Bart : [half-crazed] See? I told you Krusty would come! Ha-ha! He's gonna bring us food, and water, and smite our enemies!
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Marge Simpson : [looking through Bart's luggage] Bart, where are your bathing trunks?
Bart : I'm gonna swim nekkid!
Marge Simpson : What?
Bart : Ah, sure, there'll be some uptight counselors there who won't dig the Bart Philosophy. But I believe the human body is a thing of beauty...
Homer : [enters in his underwear] Marge, am I crazy, or is my back getting hairier?
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Lisa : [handing out confiscated care packages] Kowalski!
Kowalski : My brownies!
Lisa : Wiggum!
Ralph Wiggum : A change of underwear!
Lisa : Crandall!
Crandall : My insulin!
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[Bart frees the kids from the Kamp Krusty Fat Camp]
Bart : My chunky brothers! Gorge yourselves at the trough of freedom!
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Marge Simpson : Bart, where's your bathing suit?
Bart : I'm gonna swim naked.
Marge Simpson : You're what?
Bart : Aw, sure, there'll be a couple of up-tight counselors who won't dig the Bart philosophy, but I feel the human body is a thing of beauty.
[Homer walks into theroom wearing nothing but underwear]
Homer : Marge, am I crazy or is my back getting hairier?
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[Kearney is eating the jellybean cookies Marge sent Lisa]
Kearney : [to Lisa] Hey Simpson, tell your mom her cookies suck!