The Simpsons (TV Series)

Kamp Krusty (1992)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa : [writing a letter]  "Dear Mom, I no longer fear Hell, because I've been to Kamp Krusty. Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. Our arts and crafts hut is, in truth, a Dickensian workhouse. Bart makes it through the day clinging to his hope that Krusty the Klown will come. But I am far more pessimistic. I am not even sure if this letter will reach you, as the normal lines of communication have been cut. So I close by saying, SAVE US! SAVE US NOW! Bart and Lisa."

  Marge Simpson : [chuckling as she reads Lisa's letter]  Ah, kids' letters from camp. Oh, she complains now, but when we go to pick her up, she won't want to leave.

• Marge Simpson : Homer, do you remember the promise you made to the kids at the beginning of the school year?

  Homer : Sure do! "When you're eighteen, you're out the door!"

• Marge Simpson : [looking through Bart's luggage]  Bart, where are your bathing trunks?

  Bart : I'm gonna swim nekkid!

  Marge Simpson : What?

  Bart : Ah, sure, there'll be some uptight counselors there who won't dig the Bart Philosophy. But I believe the human body is a thing of beauty...

  Homer : [enters in his underwear]  Marge, am I crazy, or is my back getting hairier?

• Marge Simpson : Bart, where's your bathing suit?

  Bart : I'm gonna swim naked.

  Marge Simpson : You're what?

  Bart : Aw, sure, there'll be a couple of up-tight counselors who won't dig the Bart philosophy, but I feel the human body is a thing of beauty.

  [Homer walks into theroom wearing nothing but underwear] 

  Homer : Marge, am I crazy or is my back getting hairier?