The Simpsons (TV Series)

Jaws Wired Shut (2002)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kid #1 in 'Soccer Mummy', Maggie Simpson, Lisa Ling

Quotes 

• Bart : Well, Milhouse. Ready to imitate that Jackass show?

  Milhouse : The disclaimers make me want to do it more.

• Homer : Stop the madness! Start the movie!

  Lisa : Maybe we should try to calm dad down.

  Bart : I prefer to egg him on. Hey, dad, has the movie started yet?

  Homer : [hysterical scream]  YAAAHHHHHH!

• Bart : So, the substitute teacher comes in and says her name is Mrs. Doody, and everyone's looking at me like, "Take it, Bart. Run with it." Then it hits me; I've become a clown... a class clown. And it sickens me.

  Homer : [thinking]  Wow, Bart has feelings.

  [laughing] 

  Homer : Mrs. Doody.

• Marge : [returning home from the store]  Hm! All clean, just the way I left it.

  Homer : [in the family room]  I'm gonna kill you!

  Marge : Well, so much for the new Homer.

  [going to check, nothing's wrong] 

  Marge : What's going on?

  Bart : We're rehearsing a play.

  Homer : Yes, and I was merely reading the title, "I'm Gonna Kill You."

  Marge : Oh. It's just a false alarm.

  Homer : Yep. Nothing to get excited about.

  Marge : Well, I'll be in the kitchen if you need me.

  Homer : [continuing as she leaves]  Professor Van Doren, so good to see you.

  Professor Van Doren : [entering]  Ah, rehearsing a play, I see.