"The Simpsons" Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie (TV Episode 1992) - Harry Shearer as Star Trek Announcer, Jasper, Kent Brockman, Scratchy, Future Cinema Attendee, Train Driver, Adolf Hitler

Jasper : [Jasper catches Grandpa stealing his false teeth, and pulls a gun] Well, well... If it isn't the tooth fairy.
[on the bridge of the Enterprise, everyone is well past their prime]

Cpt. Kirk : Captain's log, Stardate 6051. Had trouble sleeping last night. My hiatal hernia is acting up. The ship is drafty and damp. I complain, but nobody listens.

Announcer : "Star Trek XII: So Very Tired"... see the original cast in the latest and greatest adventure!

[three Birds of Prey confront the Enterprise]

Sulu : Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow.

Cpt. Kirk : [exasperated] Again with the Klingons.

[activates communicator]

Cpt. Kirk : Mr. Scott, give me full power.

[in the engine room]

Scotty : It's no good, captain.

[Scotty is too fat reach the engineering computer]

Scotty : I ca'not reach the control panel!
Kent Brockman : Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccupping for 45 years.

Man : [hic] Kill me.

[hic]

Man : Kill me.

Harry Shearer: Star Trek Announcer, Jasper, Kent Brockman, Scratchy, Future Cinema Attendee, Train Driver, Adolf Hitler