The Simpsons (TV Series)

Insane Clown Poppy (2000)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa : Miss Tan, I loved "The Joy Luck Club". You really showed me how the mother-daughter bond could survive adversity.

  Amy Tan : No, that's not what I meant at all. You couldn't have gotten it more wrong. Just sit down, I'm embarrassed for both of us.

  Lisa : But...

  Amy Tan : Please. Just sit down. I'm embarrassed for both of us.

• Lisa : Dad! Dad!

  Homer : [talking with Krusty]  Just a second, honey. Daddy's on his high horse.

  Lisa : [in the ocean, a manta ray circles her]  DAD!

  Homer : [not really listening]  Yeah, I'm watching, honey. Nice cannonball.

• Homer : [finishing a list of household chores]  And now, the grand finale. "Get Lisa's jammed tape out of VCR."

  [the VCR is jammed with fireworks] 

  Homer : Ah, wait... wait a minute.

  [a inserts a final, small one in] 

  Homer : There.

  [Bart lights the fuse] 

  Homer : [taking cover]  Fire in the hole!

  [explosion] 

  Homer : Hmm. It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up.

  Lisa : [seeing the mess and gasping]  What's going on here?

  Homer : Uh, honey... there's a point in every father's life when he blows up his daughter's room.

  Lisa : Oh, yeah? You didn't blow up Maggie's room.

  [muffled explosion from another room]