The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer's Enemy (1997)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten

Quotes 

• Bart : Milhouse, how could you let this happen? You were supposed to be the night watchman.

  Milhouse : I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over.

  Bart : Wow. I wonder where all the rats are gonna go.

  [the rats run over to Moe's] 

  Moe : Okay, everybody, tuck your pants into your socks.

• Bart : Hey, Milhouse! You want a job in my factory?

  Milhouse : You don't have a factory.

  Bart : Hey, I'm a busy man. You want a job or not?

• Milhouse : Oh, boy! Quittin' time!

  Bart : Just a minute, Van Houten. Somebody needs to guard this place tonight so it doesn't get trashed. How'd you like to be night watchman?

  Milhouse : But I'm sleepy.

  Bart : Oh, no problemo. Here's a nickel for the coffee machine.

  [at the machine, a rat falls into his cup first, then coffee is dispensed] 

  Milhouse : So, this is my life. At least I've done better than dad.