The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer vs. Patty and Selma (1995)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Carl, Stockbroker, Executive, Bank Manager, Chief Wiggum

Quotes 

• Mel Brooks : [Seeing Homer freak out after being pulled over]  Sir, could you give me a ride? This man's making me a little edgy.

  Chief Wiggum : Hey, you're Mel Brooks! Sure, I'll give you a ride. On the way, we can do that $2,000 Man Thing. You be you, and I'll be Police Chief Wiggum.

  Mel Brooks : Listen, why don't you be Carl Reiner, and I'll be Police Chief Wiggum? I hate Carl Reiner!

• Carl : Quit drowning in self-pity and come get drunk with us.

• [Homer has asked Moe for a loan] 

  Moe : Sure, Homer, I can loan you the money. However, since you have no collateral, I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance.

  Homer : Gee, Moe, that seems a bit extreme. Couldn't you just bash my brains in?

  Moe : Are you a loan shark? Do you understand how finance works?

  [Pulls out a sledgehammer] 

  Moe : Now, let's do this thing.