The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer the Moe (2001)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Chinese Officer, Chinese General, Barney Gumble, Professor, Man #2
Quotes
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[singing along with an R.E.M. song]
Homer : Leonardo what-his-name, Herman Munster motorcade, birthday party Cheet-Os, pogo sticks and lemonade, idiotic stupid jerk, that's right Flanders, I am talking about you!
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Moe : You can't run a bar in your garage, it's illegal.
Homer : Bar? This isn't a bar. This is a hunting club.
Michael Stipe : You lied to us.
[Michael Stipe smashes a beer bottle and tries to attack Homer]
Peter Buck : Michael, no.
Mike Mills : It's not the R.E.M. way.
Michael Stipe : You're right. Come on, let's recycle these shards and get out of here.
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[while Moe is away, Homer is in charge of the bar]
Homer : [picks up phone] Hello?
Bart : Uh, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger. First name Ollie.
Homer : Ooh, Bart. My first prank call. What do I do?
Bart : Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger.
Homer : I don't get it.
Bart : Yell out "I'll eat a booger".
Homer : What's the gag?
Bart : [sighs] Oh, forget it.
[hangs up]
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Homer : [while hunting] Heeere, turkey turkey turkey . Tuuuuurkey turkey turkey turkey turkey. Nobody's gonna kill you!