The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass (2005)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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LeBron James : Omelets for dinner? This is the best day of my life!
Lisa Simpson : Didn't you just sign a $90 million contract?
LeBron James : That was a good day, too.
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Marge Simpson : Lisa, could you pass the salad?
LeBron James : [taking the bowl] And it's James with the steal!
["dunking" it through and hanging onto the chandelier, his weight breaks it and he crashes back to the table]
Marge Simpson : Who wants to help me clear the table?
Ming Yao : [in Chinese] I'm sorry, but I do not understand English.
Lisa Simpson : Wait a second. I've read that you speak excellent English.
Ming Yao : [quietly, switching languages] Shut up, kid. I got a good thing going here.
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Homer Simpson : Honey, I bet you're wondering why Daddy's not at work again. The answer may surprise you. I have a new job choreographing end-zone dances for a professional football player.
Lisa Simpson : Looks like all you're teaching is is obnoxiousness and poor sportsmanship.
Homer Simpson : Don't forget showboating. That's the cornerstone of my Pyramid of Success.
[indicating a Food Pyramid-type drawing on the wall]
Homer Simpson : Ooh, I forgot crotch-grabbing. That'll be the sun.
[he draws a picture of the sun with "crotch-grabbing" inside and tapes it above the pyramid]
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Lisa Simpson : I used to love Springfield Park, but it's gotten so run-down.
Homer Simpson : [seeing a sign with certain faded letters] Ohhh, the prid is gone!
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Marge Simpson : Everyone seemed so happy, but I'm surprised at Ned. He left out all the good times Cain and Abel had when they were growing up.
Lisa Simpson : He's just being true to the Bible, which *is* pretty violent.
Bart Simpson : And sexy. King David stole someone else's wife, Mary Magdalene was a hooker...
Marge Simpson : Bart. How do you know these things?
Bart Simpson : [holding up "The Bible for Wise-Asses"] Eh, it's all in this book.