The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Badman (1994)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge : Homer, hasn't this experience taught you that you can't believe everything you hear?

  Homer : Marge, my friend, I haven't learned a thing.

• Marge : Will you stop saying gummy so much?

• [In bed that night, Homer sighs, glad to be finally rid of the angry mob] 

  Homer : They're ruining my whole life. Marge, please, this is where I need you the most: I'm counting on you do to something or say something to make it all better. OK... go!

  Marge : Homer...

  Homer : [anxious]  Uh huh?

  Marge : I already talked to the indignation coordinator out on the lawn today. I told her you were a decent man, but she wouldn't listen. Besides standing by you and supporting you, there isn't any more I can do.

  Homer : You mean... I'm on my own? I've never been on my own! Oh no... on own... on own! I need help... oh, God, help me. HELP ME, GOD!

  [phone rings, Homer answers it very slowly] 

  Homer : [very slowly]  Yello?

  Godfrey Jones : Hello, Homer. This is God... frey Jones from the TV magazine show "Rock Bottom". We're aware of your problems, and, Mr. Simpson... we want to help.

  Homer : Mmm. I saw that report you did on Sasquatch. It was fair and even-handed. I'll do it!

• [Inside a studio at Channel Three, Grampa helps them decorate by hanging a large U.S. flag behind Homer's podium] 

  Marge : There are only 49 stars on that flag.

  Grampa Simpson : [angrily]  I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize "Missourah"!