The Simpsons (TV Series)

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder (1999)

Harry Shearer: Traffic Reporter, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Lenny, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Otto

Quotes 

• Lenny : Hey Carl, check out the overhead scoreboard.

  Carl : [laughs]  Poo... Ah, Homer. What whacky name do you want?

  Homer Simpson : Are poo and ass taken?

  Carl : Yeah.

  Homer Simpson : Damn! Could my life get any worse?

  [Burns appears on Homer's bowling ball] 

  Montgomery Burns : Simpson! Duhf, even for a bowler you're fat.

  Homer Simpson : Hey guys, is it normal to see Burns' face on a bowling ball?

  Lenny : Nnh, actually I'd say you're having a severe psychotic episode.

  Homer Simpson : Ugh, what a rotten day!

  [Homer rolls a strike] 

  Lenny : Wow, a strike. Hey, if that's psychotic, then why am I taking these?

  [Lenny throws out his pills] 

• [after Homer bowls another strike] 

  Lenny : Hey Homer, that's four strikes in a row! You've got a perfect game going.

  Homer Simpson : Really?

  Carl : Careful what you say Lenny, you'll jinx him.

  Lenny : Oh, right, sorry.

  Lenny : Miss! Miss!... Sorry, I was calling the waitress...

  [talking to waitress] 

  Lenny : Uh, this split you sold me is making me choke.

  Homer Simpson : Lenny!

  Lenny : What? I paid seven-ten for this split.

  Carl : Would you at least call it a banana split, you dumbwad?

  Lenny : Hey, spaaare me your gutter mouth.

  [Lenny gets hit in the groin with Homer's bowling ball] 

• Lenny : [Homer is on his way to bowling a perfect game. Lenny calls the waitress as Homer is about to roll the ball]  Miss! Miss!

  [Homer looks back at Lenny] 

  Lenny : Sorry. I was calling the waitress.

  [Homer looks back to the pins] 

  Lenny : Uh, this split you sold me is making me choke.

  [Waitress takes banana split] 

  Homer : [Homer looks back at Lenny]  Lenny...

  Lenny : What? I paid $7.10 for this split.

  Carl : Would you at least call it a banana split, you dumwad?

  Lenny : Hey, spare me your gutter-mouth

  [Homer throws the bowling ball at Lenny. Lenny groans in pain]