The Simpsons (TV Series)
Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder (1999)
Hank Azaria: Pushy New Yorker, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Man Hit by Bowling Ball, Springfield Squares Announcer, Disco Stu, Happy Little Elf #3, Moe Szyslak, Suicidal Man
Quotes
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Chief Wiggum : Alright smart guy, where's the fire?
Homer Simpson : Over there.
[Homer points to a fire at the police station]
Chief Wiggum : Okay, you just bought yourself a 317, pointing out police stupidity... Or is that a 314? Nah nah, 314 is a dog uh, in, no or is that a 315?... You're in trouble pal.
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Lenny : Hey Carl, check out the overhead scoreboard.
Carl : [laughs] Poo... Ah, Homer. What whacky name do you want?
Homer Simpson : Are poo and ass taken?
Carl : Yeah.
Homer Simpson : Damn! Could my life get any worse?
[Burns appears on Homer's bowling ball]
Montgomery Burns : Simpson! Duhf, even for a bowler you're fat.
Homer Simpson : Hey guys, is it normal to see Burns' face on a bowling ball?
Lenny : Nnh, actually I'd say you're having a severe psychotic episode.
Homer Simpson : Ugh, what a rotten day!
[Homer rolls a strike]
Lenny : Wow, a strike. Hey, if that's psychotic, then why am I taking these?
[Lenny throws out his pills]
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[after Homer bowls another strike]
Lenny : Hey Homer, that's four strikes in a row! You've got a perfect game going.
Homer Simpson : Really?
Carl : Careful what you say Lenny, you'll jinx him.
Lenny : Oh, right, sorry.
Lenny : Miss! Miss!... Sorry, I was calling the waitress...
[talking to waitress]
Lenny : Uh, this split you sold me is making me choke.
Homer Simpson : Lenny!
Lenny : What? I paid seven-ten for this split.
Carl : Would you at least call it a banana split, you dumbwad?
Lenny : Hey, spaaare me your gutter mouth.
[Lenny gets hit in the groin with Homer's bowling ball]
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Lenny : [Homer is on his way to bowling a perfect game. Lenny calls the waitress as Homer is about to roll the ball] Miss! Miss!
[Homer looks back at Lenny]
Lenny : Sorry. I was calling the waitress.
[Homer looks back to the pins]
Lenny : Uh, this split you sold me is making me choke.
[Waitress takes banana split]
Homer : [Homer looks back at Lenny] Lenny...
Lenny : What? I paid $7.10 for this split.
Carl : Would you at least call it a banana split, you dumwad?
Lenny : Hey, spare me your gutter-mouth
[Homer throws the bowling ball at Lenny. Lenny groans in pain]
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Chief Wiggum : All right, Simpson, where's the fire?
[Homer points to the police station, which is on fire]
Chief Wiggum : All right, Simpson. You just bought yourself a 417, pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 413? No, a 413 is a dog, and... um... you're in trouble, pal.