The Simpsons (TV Series)

Half-Decent Proposal (2002)

Marcia Mitzman Gaven: Samantha

Quotes 

• Selma : Let's catch the tail end of Nookie in New York.

  Marge Simpson : Nookie in New York?

  Patty : It's a cable show about four single women who act like gay men.

  Marge Simpson : That sounds great!

  Miranda : [Marge, Patty and Selma turn on "Nookie in New York"]  If I'm not having sex by the end of this goat-cheese quesadilla, I'm going to scream.

  Charlotte : I also enjoy sex.

  Samantha : Since this morning, I've had sex with a New York Knick, two subway cops, and a guy who works on Wall Street.

  Charlotte : Broker?

  Carrie : Nah. She's just really sore.

  [They all laugh] 

  Patty : [Back in the apartment]  This is so like our lives.

  Selma : It's like they hid a camera in our apartment.