The Simpsons (TV Series)

Future-Drama (2005)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Otto, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Lenny

Quotes 

• Waylon Smithers : [with a very attractive woman]  Sir, you knew I was on a date.

  Bart : Mr. Smithers? But I thought you were... you know...

  Waylon Smithers : Oh no, I'm straight. As long as I keep taking these shots!

  [injects shot into arm] 

  Waylon Smithers : I love boobies!

• Bart : [Smithers walks into the room with a sexy girl at his side]  Smithers? I thought you were... ugh... you know!

  Smithers : Not as long as I take these injections!

  [injects himself] 

  Smithers : [shouts]  I like boobies!

• Principal Skinner : And now, here's assistant principal Kearney.

  Kearney : Okay, I want a nice, clean prom. That means: no booze, kick, puff, doze, max, stim or turb. Remember: stim kills!

  Principal Skinner : It's what turned superintendent Chalmers into a vegetable!

  Superintendent Chalmers : Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner!