The Simpsons (TV Series)

Eight Misbehavin' (1999)

Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Dr. Hibbert, Kent Brockman, Man Riding Ostrich

Quotes 

• [in the Kwik-E-Mart] 

  Ned Flanders : Well, morning Apu. How are the little blessing?

  Apu : Owhh, they're a ravenous sworm of locusts just eating and screaming and grabbing and poking and pulling and drooling, and two have cradle rash. How do you get cradle rash when you sleep in a suitcase?

  Ned Flanders : [chuckles]  They can be a handful... of joy.

  Apu : Shut up!

  Ned Flanders : They fill your lives with...

  Apu : SHUT UP!

  Ned Flanders : [quickly]  Can't put a price on a miracle.

  Apu : I can't believe you won't shut up!

• [Manjula and Apu are in the hospital with newborns] 

  Apu : How did we get eight?

  Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon : Apu, I must confess. When we were having trouble conceiving, I took fertility drugs.

  Apu : Wooh. I, too, am afraid I'm guilty of monkeying with nature. I slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast squishy.

  Hibbert : [Using a calculator]  Mmm-hmm. Well that would only account for quintuplets. Did anyone *else* slip this woman fertility drugs?

  [Homer, Marge, and Bart raise their hands] 

  Homer Simpson : Mine tasted like strawberry.

  [Homer pops one into his mouth] 

  Homer Simpson : Ovulicious...