The Simpsons (TV Series)
E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) (1999)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Musketeer, Man in the Iron Mask, Scarlet Pimpernel, King Arthur, Man in Line #1, Man in Line #2
Quotes
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[observing the farm's green glow after Homer put plutonium on it]
Marge : It's eerily beautiful. Are you sure it's safe?
Homer : You know what they say - sometimes you have to break the rules to free your heart.
Marge : You got that from a movie poster.
Homer : Well, when there's nothing left to believe in, believe in hope.
Marge : Where'd you get that from?
Homer : From the producers of "Waiting To Exhale".
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Homer Simpson : oh this farms hopeless why dident i listin to those inbred hicks?
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Homer : [Offering Tomacco] Try some, won't you?
Chief Wiggum : Go ahead, Ralpie; the stranger is offering you a treat!
Ralph : [Ralphie tries some, and spits it back out] Oh, Daddy! It tastes like Grandma!
Chief Wiggum : [Tries some, and spits it out] Holy Moses! It DOES taste like Grandma!
Ralph : I want more!
Chief Wiggum : Yeah, me too!
[Ralphie starts eating more]
Chief Wiggum : Should we take a bushel or a peck, or - just give it to me!
[Eats]
Homer : [Chuckles]
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Homer : Pistols at dawn? Aaw, why did I have to slap a guy who says Suh?
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[Snake pushes past Marge as the moviegoers leave the cinema after "The Poke of Zorro"]
Snake : Move it, Q-tip!
Homer : Why, that little - he insulted your honor!
[grabs a glove from a janitor's back pocket and approaches Snake as he lights a cigarette]
Homer : Sir, I demand satisfaction!
[slaps Snake across the face, knocking his cigarette out of his mouth]
Snake : Are you crazy, dude?
Homer : I challenge you to a duel!
[slaps him again]
Snake : [chuckling] The dude *is* crazy!
Homer : [threatens to slap again] Will you duel, or are you a coward?
Snake : Would a coward do this?
[seemingly reaches for a gun]
Snake : Bye!
[runs away as the moviegoers cheer]
Marge : [kissing Homer on the cheek] My hero!
[Homer grabs a ketchup bottle from a concession stand and squirts it to form the shape of an "H" on Marge's dress]
Homer : "H" is for Homer!
Marge : [annoyed] Thanks, Homer.
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Farmer #1 : Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
Homer : This car was made in Guatemala.
Farmer #2 : Well, pardon us, mister Gucci loafers.
Homer : I bought these shoes from a hobo.
Farmer #1 : Well, lah-di-dah, mister Park Avenue manicure.
Homer : I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming.
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Homer : Oh honey, I had the worst nightmare - this glove kept slapping people and I was getting blamed!