The Simpsons (TV Series)

E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) (1999)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Bart : I'll dig an outhouse.

  Lisa : I'll weed the floor.

  Marge : I'll repress the rage I'm feeling!

• [observing the farm's green glow after Homer put plutonium on it] 

  Marge : It's eerily beautiful. Are you sure it's safe?

  Homer : You know what they say - sometimes you have to break the rules to free your heart.

  Marge : You got that from a movie poster.

  Homer : Well, when there's nothing left to believe in, believe in hope.

  Marge : Where'd you get that from?

  Homer : From the producers of "Waiting To Exhale".

• Marge : Is that plutonium on your gums?

  Homer : Shut up and kiss me!

• [Snake pushes past Marge as the moviegoers leave the cinema after "The Poke of Zorro"] 

  Snake : Move it, Q-tip!

  Homer : Why, that little - he insulted your honor!

  [grabs a glove from a janitor's back pocket and approaches Snake as he lights a cigarette] 

  Homer : Sir, I demand satisfaction!

  [slaps Snake across the face, knocking his cigarette out of his mouth] 

  Snake : Are you crazy, dude?

  Homer : I challenge you to a duel!

  [slaps him again] 

  Snake : [chuckling]  The dude *is* crazy!

  Homer : [threatens to slap again]  Will you duel, or are you a coward?

  Snake : Would a coward do this?

  [seemingly reaches for a gun] 

  Snake : Bye!

  [runs away as the moviegoers cheer] 

  Marge : [kissing Homer on the cheek]  My hero!

  [Homer grabs a ketchup bottle from a concession stand and squirts it to form the shape of an "H" on Marge's dress] 

  Homer : "H" is for Homer!

  Marge : [annoyed]  Thanks, Homer.

• Homer : Ooh, you don't wanna get Zorro mad.

  Marge : You're pouring hot butter on my leg!

  Homer : Ssh-sh-sh!

• Marge : Can I interest you in a mincemeat pie? They're very...

  Chief Wiggum : Does it have Tomacco in it?

  Marge : No, but I use only the...

  Chief Wiggum : Pass!